Kramer started off on the wrong foot, for what matter I guess you could say it was the wrong paw. He was born into the Colombian drug cartel, trained to run from the plantation into Medellin with detailed descriptions for the corrupt beaurocrats that would be aiding in the delivery of the drugs onto US soil.

The FBI estimated that Kramer was responsible for over 150 massive shipments of illegal drugs into the US. Right before the DEA moved in on operations, Kramer fled the plantation and was not seen for five years.

Trying to leave the life of crime behind, Kramer got a job as a manager in a shoe store. He missed living life in the fast lane, and soon robbed the shoe store where he worked. The FBI led an unsuccesful manhunt that spread through 7 states and lasted for over 3 months. After an additional year of searching, Kramer was tracked down, again caught up in a life of crime.

Involved with a high-stakes underground Taiwanese kickboxing league that was considered the most dangerous in the world. It took eight highly trained black ops officers to bring Kramer back to the US for questioning. With help from his 9 lawyers Kramer made a deal, revealing where over 100 pounds of cocaine was stashed inside a volcano in Hawaii. He was put into the witness protection program and relocated to Whidbey Island, where he moved in with the Reismans.

Kramer is still breaking the law on a regular basis, galavanting around town ignoring the strict leash policy. You will see him from time to time evading out-of-shape police officers. Welcoming his adulthood Kramer now spends most of his time writing his novel  and watching 7 minute buns.